#making it wayne

[guesswhoisofftheirmedsagain]

Bite Sized AU: Caught in 4K (TimKon)

Tim goes on a field trip with his class to Metropolis for some museum grain opening. It’s a combo museum between Gotham and Metropolis, so the main high school in Metropolis is also invited. Kon and Tim meet up at some point, they rarely get to see each other at civilian events like this. Even though they know each others secret identities, Kon can’t help but flush when looking at Tim out of costume, like- he’s just there, beautiful blue eyes out and all.

Because this is the last trip before graduation for both schools, the students decided to put together a type of after party. Long story short, Tim and Kon get caught making out in the background of someone’s TikTok. It goes viral, the Wayne’s are basically the Kardashians here, they have their own TV show in production and everything! (Weekends with the Wayne’s, Making it Wayne, etc)

Everyone immediately knows who Timothy Drake Wayne is, but it takes some digging to figure out that the guy he’s making out with is the son of Lex Luther, who was apparently caught up in a nasty custody battle between Luther and his moms side of the family. Conner Luther Kent. It wasn’t shocking to find out Tim Drake Wayne was with a dude, he was very much openly bisexual, but it was surprising to find out that guy was the son of Lex Luther, Bruce Wayne’s publicly known arch enemy in the business world.

They became the new “Romeo and Juliet” practically overnight.

[wukongfeetpics]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[jasontoddsguns]

“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

[deecotan]

been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son

[finnoky]

Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3

Original:

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, sighing dreamily: I miss times when little Jason wanted to be like me. He was so cute.

Dick, frowning: Man, be fr, you were his dad, yes, but not the role model. Me, from the other side? Yep, yep.

Bruce, murmuring under his breath: I find it hard to believe that any teenager would want to be more like a guy who wore the Discowing suit.

Dick, gasping: What did you say?!

Jason, sitting between them on the coach: It was Alfred.

Bruce and Dick: What.

Jason: I said, my role model was Alfred.

Bruce: But-

Jason: He taught me how to shoot. And gave me his recipe book. And I was desperate to get his sympathy, so I cleaned all the manor myself. I mean. You two were fine, but you were ridiculous — I never wanted to be like you when I grew up.

Dick: Ouch.

Alfred, smiling: The last time I rested well was when Master Jason was Robin. Needless to say, I definitely approve his attempts to make me proud.

[kayberrie]

he bites

[sparkoflena]

Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?

Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.

Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?

Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.

Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?

Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.

Kon: And I won't?

Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.

Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.

Tim: YES! You won't regret this!

Kon: I will absolutely regret this.

[demonicsuffrage]

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

To be a true batman fan you must simultaneously believe that batman is a middle aged man loser with mental issues, an eldritch monstrosity who is human in all the long suffering torturous wrong ways, and an cunt-serving diva with a face card so lethal it's a partial reason for inter-galaxy peace.

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.

Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.

Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.

Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.

Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?

Bruce: what.

Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.

[noirecheris3]

nightmare mission trio

[bitter-hibiscus]

Red Hood joins twitter. Chaos arises

pt2

[batbabydamian]

happy booping! 🐾

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[dudedidujust]

The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind

Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal,  the real Light of Mankind.

It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.